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WISHES
When you wish upon a falling star, Your
dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite
hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then
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INSPIRATION
Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent
perspiration, which is why Engineers sometimes smell really
bad.
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PROCRASTINATION
Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always
Pays Off Now. |
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MOTIVATION
If A Pretty Poster And A Cute Saying Are All It Takes To
Motivate You, You Probably Have A Very Easy Job. The Kind
Robots Will Be Doing Soon. |
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TEAMWORK
A Few Harmless Flakes Working Together Can Unleash An
Avalanche Of Destruction. |
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POTENTIAL
Not Everyone Gets To Be An Astronaut When They Grow Up.
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MISTAKES
It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life Is Only to
Serve as a Warning to Others. |
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MEETINGS
None Of Us Is As Dumb As All Of Us. |
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INCOMPETENCE
When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack
Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What
You Can't Do.
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IDIOCY
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large
Groups. |
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ELITISM
It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down
Upon Everyone At The Bottom. |
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CONSULTING
If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money
To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem. |
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CLUELESSNESS
There Are No Stupid Questions, But There Are A Lot Of
Inquisitive Idiots. |
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AMBITION
The Journey Of A Thousand Miles Sometimes Ends Very,
Very Badly.
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ACHIEVEMENT
You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To When You Have
Vision, Determination, And An Endless Supply Of Cheap Labor.
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